COM And what did Maddox do after losing? Why, double down and file another lawsuit, twice as assmad as before! His solution? Start a shitty podcast network. With zero planning whatsoever.

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Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1. Good for reading on the bus while commuting. So, yea, for a cheap laugh, read it. Withoutabox Submit to Film Festivals. This book is really funny. I really did a bang-up job on this book, and I deserve all the credit. This is the burliest, hairiest, lumberjackiest, ahoy-me-matiest, chauvinistiest, ball-stompiest, tawdriest, camel-toeiest book on manliness ever written. The author seems to think that being a man includes sexually assaulting women.

I might not be good for his reputation, but I would guess that writing some of manlimess probably made him flinch at times. This is the type of book you will either love or hate, it does not really lend itself to ambivalence. Follow the Author Still, there are enough moments of inspired humor to make the book an overall entertaining read. It should not be taken seriously, but those who do will likely be angry.

The Alphabet of Manliness is the debut book by American humorist and Internet personality Maddoxpublished in It simply is the embodiment of Chuck Norris put onto paper. This section does not cite any sources. Add all three to Cart Add all three to List. This is a really awful book. The second leg of the tour to the West Coast started on July 13,ending on July 29, There are parts of this book that will make you laugh out loud all by yourself, and bring you to tears laughing.

On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already. The Alphabet of Manliness — Wikipedia Maddo I bought this because the cover was ridiculous and it sounded way over the top.

Feb 26, Evie rated it liked it Shelves: Refresh and try again. There are chapters on Beef Jerkey, Chuck Norris, and how to grope women successfully, just to give you an idea of what this book is about. From Wikipedia, the free maddos. The artwork at the end of the book is okay, nothing revelatory. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and will be looking for similar ones. It is what it promises to be, a view of what it takes to be a man.

On this tour he dressed himself in a large royal gown and was wearing a crown on his head. This book did not warrant a republishing alhabet. This book is what it says it is from A is for Ass Kiciking to Off is for Zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness. Jan 20, Asen Georgiev rated it liked it. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.

Jul 25, Martin added it. Whereas, Hamburger portrays wild extreme slapstick violence by ninjas, Maddox portrays wild extreme misogynistic violence. One of my personal favorite statements was in the letter M for Metal, Maddox goes to his first Heavy Metal concert and th I greatly appreciate a book that can make me laugh out loud while riding on public transportation.

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The Alphabet of Manliness

Sparsely designed, the site functioned as a blog and featured the tagline: "This page is about me and why everything I like is great. In episode 1 of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, Dick Masterson considers Maddox the, "first internet satirist," and, "the guy who made rants cool. The book is dedicated to Maddox himself, opening with: "To the love of my life, my soul mate, and the greatest person in the world: Me. The book debuted as the 4 New York Times Bestseller for 10 weeks. Lousy with hyperbole and non sequitur, Alphabet bridges hyper-masculine imprudence with sex humor and tangential nonsense.


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Mezilar Be the first to ask a question about The Alphabet of Manliness. Amazon Rapids Fun stories for kids on the go. Views Read Edit View history. I really did a bang-up job on this book, and I deserve all the credit. There are some stretches which fall flat as they are overwhelmed by his mixing of technical language with the subject matter for comedic effect. Without me, janliness of this would have been possible.

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